CRYCAT
The meme token from the future. One tear, one block — the sadder you are, the faster it finalizes. Live on Robinhood Chain. Cry harder. Validate faster.
The Tear Tank
The tank fills as the market cap grows — full at $1M, then we find a bigger tank. When the chart dips, we simply cry more. Tears secure the chain either way.
Tear Harvest
Creator fees from CRYCAT trading flow into this wallet and fund holder rewards and development. Burns happen automatically on every trade via NOXA — watch the counter below.
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Fee allocation: 70% holder rewards — claimable as tokenized stocks 📈 or ETH, your choice · 30% development. Distribution when the tank hits 1 ETH — or monthly, whichever comes first.
Eligibility: hold at least 1,000,000 CRYCAT at snapshot. Excluded: LP, burn & treasury addresses, team wallets, launch snipers, and wallets involved in exploits.
automatic on every trade · via NOXA
View burn address →Proof of Tears
Feel
Your link detects genuine sadness. Fake tears are slashed on sight.
Cry
Each tear event is signed and broadcast to the mesh in real time.
Validate
Every tear finalizes one block. Sad cats secure the chain.
Earn
$CRYCAT streams to your wallet while you sob. Cope. Seethe. Stake.
HOLDERS, BLOCK TIME, LIQUIDITY & TRADES ARE REAL LIVE DATA. THE YEAR 2050 PART IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
The Holo-Arcade
To The Moon
One-button runner. Ride the green candle, dodge the red ones. Server-validated leaderboard — top pilots get real $CRYCAT.
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◉ ZERO UPLOADCreate →How to buy $CRYCAT
Add the chain
Add Robinhood Chain to your EVM wallet — Chain ID 4663 (via ChainList). Gas is paid in ETH.
Bridge ETH
Move ETH over with Relay, Across or the Arbitrum Portal. Keep a little extra for gas.
Swap
Trade on Uniswap or NOXA on Robinhood Chain. Paste the official contract address below — never search by name.
0xa2e51FA7456ed98e421854DdA27074555975aB76
He cried for years.
Then he found a home.
Crycat descends from one of the internet's most legendary artifacts: the Crying Cat — tearful photoshopped eyes, meme'd across the planet since 2014, known in Germany as the "Schmuserkadser".
He cried in silence for a decade. Now he validates blocks with those tears. The lore is real. The tears are real. The chain is real.
Read the full lore on Know Your Meme →